I've returned with an army of plastic fire breathing godzillas. they are impervious to peanut butter bribes, scantily clad pirates whales and shoemarms, there deadly male blogger consorts, and traps. Sadly, i have received word that almost ALL of the norway rats have sacrificed their lives in the squirrel traps so that we can continue the battle.
will meet Mr. Squirrel, the poet laura and other friendlies at checkpoint betty at 0 6:00
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008
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Welcome Back Maximum! We can use all of the backup we can get. I sent Albino Squirrel into the house and we haven't heard from him in awhile.
He may be trying on shoes.
EAT HOT BIRD DOO, SQUIRRELS!!
Thank God you're back!
You think it's easy fighting evil while carrying this pair around all day?
hmmmmmmmm, i'll be back ..
got to go get something ..
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