Monday, July 21, 2008

Breaking News!

We are sorry to report that at 0200 hours today on a lonely road in Texas, one of our Tall Texas Comrades fell. This brave Squirrel gave his life for his people and we salute him. This will not stop us! We are united!



13 comments:

Lt. Colonel Maximum Damage said...

damn. we could have used him!

Mr. Squirrel said...

I know! He was big. But kinda stupid if he let those two idiots get him.

Lt. Colonel Maximum Damage said...

i just got some great advice from Patraeus!

Steve said...

Sgt. Stone D'Angles, reporting for duty!

Just point me at 'em!

Lt. Colonel Maximum Damage said...

stoned angels! all right then! welcome aboard! and lets party....war's been postponed until the am. im guessing mountain time but were rolling to Eastern!

Mr. Squirrel said...

Welcome Sgt. Stone and may I say... those are quite some stones you have, SIR!

All is quiet on the Western Front, but we roll in the morning.

moi said...

Hey, nuts to you! I have just been in receipt of super duper secret photos that will prove the righteous righteousness of our cause. Beware the dawn. Mountain Time. 'cause, like, I need my coffee and scones first.

Anonymous said...

scones is prisspot food. graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Mr. Squirrel said...

sure, take all the time you need. We're prepared for OPERATION SQUIRREL FREEDOM.

Steve said...

Mere dogs cower at the sight of my D'Angle!
If all else fails, I'll pull a David and Goliath on that pup and still have one to spare.

Anonymous said...

who the $&#* is sgt rock!? is he with us?

Mr. Squirrel said...

I have sent in our covert operations. We hope to have a report soon. Good job Private Pyle!

Big Shamu said...

It's pretty sad when a squirrel gets taken down by a couple of boy dolls,uh I mean patriotic GI Joes. Not even the ones with Kung Fu Grip.